Fangirls and The Jellybaby Sex Conspiracy...

Hms, it's been waaay to long. I'm a bad LJ-peep for not updating as much as I should be; even though there's alot of crap going on. Sorry 'bout that!

Well anyways, moving on!

I can't stress enough how much of a fangirl I am, honestly! Oh yeah, Doctor Who Fan-girly til I die I think... I'm getting that desperate, i'm sitting in school fantazing that Chris Eccleston [suprized it ain't Tennant?] swanning through that classroom door and suddenly asking.

"Right. Need some companions. Any voluteers?"

My hand goes immediately goes up, I get my stuff and I'm gone. It's the fucking accent I swear. If not the eyes. I'm drooling over him so much i've told my mate Rowan about it and we're sitting in Art/French goin'

"If it's Eccleston, can I have him?" asked me gleefully.

"Yeah, sure!!" Rowan pauses, "But I get him when he regenrates..."

A slight huff from my way, followed by a pout. "..Fine."

Yeah, we're really sad. But seriously. I. want. to. snog. the. living. daylight. out. of. him. so. badly! Argh!!! So bloody frustrated! Damn you Eccles and your charm and fucking awesome emo-Time Lordisy-ness.....intense!Doctor. s'not faiiiiiir!!!

-sigh-

Okay, next up we have a new Conspiracy!! omg. I actually have thought up of a conspiracy...but it's a kinda dirty one at that.

Jellybabies.

Don't kill me Tom Baker.

Right, I believe there is a sexual message behind Jellybabies. Yup, don't laugh. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE LAUGH! Jellybabies are these little jelly things shaped in the form of little people and are shoved into a small plastic bag. Why is this sexual? Because these little Jellybabies are squished in a bag all Orgy-ificus like. End of.

And yes, I probably agree with you if you think i'm an obsessed-rabid-fangirl-gagging-for-Eccles-and-thinking-Jellybabies-are-sexual person.

Go you.

Meh, i'll write another entry sometime tonight/early tomorrow morning with something more serious and less Fanfirly....maybe.

Yours Only,

Childish Dictator xoxo